Don't you send me to vm
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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