Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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