He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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