So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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