she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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