Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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