check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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