I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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