My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
FUCK WHALES
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