Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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