I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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