he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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