I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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