Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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