If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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