You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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