okay pat passed out under dana's car
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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