: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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