You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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