I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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