Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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