Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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