I must be too annoying 4 u.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I currently don't understand fingers.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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