he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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