I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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