So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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