Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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