that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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