Pregnant stripper...not hot.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box