You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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