I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.