Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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