trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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