Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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