Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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