Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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