The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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