Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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