i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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