sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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