dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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