who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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