Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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