I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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