This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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