The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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