from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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