can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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