as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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