If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
They have beer where we have blood.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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