my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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