If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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