You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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