I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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