Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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