I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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